Haftcut???

Saw an advert in Gua Musang. Kedai Haftcut, selling various car parts. 

I was like HUH? Really? I thought haft means a handle of a weapon or tool.

So if a Haftcut place is selling various car parts. Then a halfcut place will be selling parts for weapon or tools. 

Right? :))

Stressed?

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital.

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you

are going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful, so then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!

Credit Beatrice A Lajawa

Will you marry me Will Smith?

Let's refresh our memory on pillars of marriage in Islam. To wed, a nikah ceremony should have :

Bridegroom

Bride

Wali

2 Witnesses

Ijab and Qabul

What if, the first two pillars of marriage is the same sex? Can meh? But this is what I read today. The world has gone BONKERS!!!!!!

You can challenge your logic here Muslim Gay Marriage

Perpatih MTB Jamboree - Bukit Putus Challenge

I cycle, yep although my prosperous middle region doesn't show that i am into cycling but yes, i do take up cycling as a hobby. I started cycling alone in my housing area and now i'm proud to say that i'm in one of the biggest (if not biggest) cycling community in Negeri Sembilan. Perpatih Cycling Community was set up in May 2010 with initial members of 60 and it's growing by the day. 

The Logo

So, to announce our existence to the world (actually Malaysia) we have decided to hold an MTB Jamboree which will be held on 3rd April 2011. Hoping to gather as much as cyclist from around the country, the Jamboree will be held at the area of Bukit Putus and will be serving a 40 km (approx) trail. I assure u all that the trail will be 'Finger Lickin' Good'. 

For those who are interested to join us on that day, please fill the form and forward it by fax, email or hand to the guys stated in the second page of the form. Oh ya, the fees is RM50. The participants will be given Jersey and some goodies. Arrangements are in motion to include a wide range of prizes for the winners and lucky draws.

For those who are undecided whether to join, feast your eye on the Jersey that we will be providing to the participants.

More details on the community Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=118458678166869 or the blog website http://perpatih.blogspot.com/

Lastly, its AN MTB JAMBOREE, not a scouts Jamboree, so bring your best MTB, not your biggest tents. 

Nuff said. Izwan out.

Kelantan Darul Naim

Today is Sunday la Ayah, people don't go to school on Sundays said my colleague's daughter to him over the phone. Come to think about it, me myself was not ready for work today.... who woke up early on Sundays???

Now, where is that Classified ad i saw earlier.